renumeration

The process of re-learning to count. Be very cautious if someone offers you this in exchange for your work. Or offer to do their bookwork.

PIN number

You’ll need to remember not to forget this when you go to the ATM machine at 3 a.m. in the morning at the end of the day.

on the same token

At what point should you correct your boss if they have been flagrantly bandying this malapropism about for years? (Answer: never).

pronounciation

The holy grail of misnomers.

paddick

A field full of tools.

expresso

Bad coffee, made in a hurry.

could of, would of, should of

I could and should of read more books.

[Posted by Nicole].

unindated

To not have much on.

cardamon

An orphaned spice.

capsican

A can-do vegetable.